{"id":1269,"date":"2019-09-13T18:47:52","date_gmt":"2019-09-13T12:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/?p=1269"},"modified":"2019-09-28T17:39:11","modified_gmt":"2019-09-28T21:39:11","slug":"mikepounce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/2019\/09\/13\/mikepounce\/","title":{"rendered":"#MikePounce |Editorial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-larger-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">The <strong>#MikePounce<\/strong> in the Mirror<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>by <strong>Hokis,<\/strong> senior editor<\/em>, Twitter <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hokispoetry\">@hokispoetry<\/a><\/p>\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Before we<br \/>We dive into the joke<br \/>laugh \u2018til we throw up<br \/>forget we are actually quite sick with<br \/>the common form of a frontal-lobe eating<br \/>cilia'd bacterium: <em>Satirical dissonance,<\/em><br \/><br \/>note the symptoms,<br \/>Mistaking misspeaking to please.<br \/>Forgetting the bloodletting to ease.<br \/>Denial of our vile collective disease.<br \/><br \/>remember:<br \/>   Each giggle<br \/>   lines the pocket,<br \/>   emboldens the prophet<br \/>   whom first made us ill, yet<br \/>   we #DVReachnight.<\/pre>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>ins<\/em><\/strong><em><strong>piration for this poem in a poem<\/strong>, the September 13th trending hashtag #MikePounce, the memory of listening to <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/revisionisthistory.com\/episodes\/10-the-satire-paradox \"><em>Malcolm Gladwell&#8217;s podcast &#8220;The Satire Paradox,&#8221; <\/em><\/a><em>while sitting in that super noisy, parallel to the engine, seat of a plane, and <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/ https:\/\/wapo.st\/34HU59s\"><em>Dana Milbank&#8217;s opinion piece in the Washington Post, &#8220;Trump is a racist. Democrats should stop calling him one,&#8221; September 13, 2019. <\/em><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The #MikePounce in the Mirror by Hokis, senior editor, Twitter @hokispoetry Before weWe dive into the jokelaugh \u2018til we throw upforget we are actually quite &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1287,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15,177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editorial","category-humanity-of-it-all"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/michael-schiffer-13UugSL9q7A-unsplash.jpg?fit=6000%2C4000&ssl=1","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1269"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1602,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions\/1602"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}