{"id":2154,"date":"2019-11-10T07:00:19","date_gmt":"2019-11-10T11:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/?p=2154"},"modified":"2019-12-22T16:00:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-22T20:00:39","slug":"moscow-mitch-is-on-the-way-out-elections","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/2019\/11\/10\/moscow-mitch-is-on-the-way-out-elections\/","title":{"rendered":"Moscow Mitch is on the Way Out | Elections"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JA6XWbhH1ZY\">Image from: Video of Nathan and Owald performing &#8220;Light at the End of the Tunnel&#8221; <\/a><\/p>\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>By Andrew Manzoni, Elections Correspondent<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color: #000609; padding-left: 60px;\">The world is spinning.<br \/>Election Day came and went.<br \/>Big Democrat victories in Virginia, in\u00a0<em>Kentucky\u00a0<\/em>(of all places).<br \/>Next year,\u00a0<em>Moscow Mitch<\/em>\u00a0better\u00a0<em>WATCH OUT\u2014<\/em><br \/>the pouting little turtle man without a shell (or a spine).<br \/>He is on the\u00a0<em>WAY OUT.<\/em><br \/><em>But before that happens:<\/em><br \/><em>EVERYONE<\/em>, FALL INTO PARTY LINES.<br \/>And listen to the seraphic angels\u00a0<em>singing.<\/em><br \/>\u00a0<br \/>The momentum, it is\u00a0<em>building<\/em>\u2014<br \/>let us ride the crest of the blue wave and<br \/>pray that it does not break prematurely.<br \/>\u00a0<br \/>Beto dropped out.<br \/>And so should many of the others\u2014<br \/>these obscure candidates nobody wants to\u00a0<em>truly<\/em>\u00a0get behind.<br \/>Andrew Yang promised us 1,000 dollars a month.<br \/>I would be voting for him if I thought he was truthful.<br \/>While running, politicians promise you\u00a0<strong>the world<\/strong>.<br \/>Once voted in, their true colors are\u00a0<em>exposed<\/em>\u2014 their banners unfurled.<br \/>\u00a0<br \/>The dust clears and we fear that we chose<br \/>someone\u00a0<em>other\u00a0<\/em>than the silver-tongued politician\u2014<br \/>the one so specified upon the ballot.<br \/>We are dodging bullets\u2014 fired at us in\u00a0<em>all\u00a0<\/em>directions.<br \/>Turns out it was a heap of bullshit.<br \/>And we\u2019ll be scratching our heads, again.<br \/>Despite losses in my city, Spokane<br \/>(the Republican TV anchor with no experience<br \/>beat the qualified guy for the title of\u00a0<em>mayor<\/em>),<br \/>we are heading forward\u2014\u00a0<em>and then?<\/em><br \/>\u00a0<br \/>Join in, my friends.<br \/>\u00a0<br \/>We are traipsing through the muck, the mire.<br \/>We are desiring\u00a0<em>A NEW WORLD, a rebirth of America<\/em><br \/><em>into something BETTER than GREAT, again.<\/em><br \/>It will happen as long as we will it\u2014<br \/>as long as we continue to pursue our truths, our goals.<br \/>We will\u00a0<em>know<\/em>\u00a0redemption and will\u00a0<em>heed<\/em>\u00a0these lessons.<br \/>Succumb not to the grip of political depression.<br \/>The Republicon leadership wants you to\u00a0<em>lose hope<\/em>\u2014 to drop out<br \/>of society\u2014 out of the good fight<br \/>when there is clearly\u00a0<em>light\u00a0<\/em>cascading<br \/>through the mouth of this\u00a0<em>long\u00a0<\/em>tunnel.<br \/>\u00a0<br \/>Only one more year to go\u2014<br \/>until we know what fate has in store.<br \/>Do not deny. Do not ignore the signs.<br \/>Otherwise we shall\u00a0<em>never\u00a0<\/em>rise.<br \/><br \/><\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The Republicon leadership wants you to lose hope\u2014 to drop out \\ of society\u2014 out of the good fight \\ when there is clearly light cascading \\ through the mouth of this long tunnel&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":2155,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[164],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/maxresdefault.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&ssl=1","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2154"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2161,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions\/2161"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}