{"id":2618,"date":"2019-12-04T16:00:46","date_gmt":"2019-12-04T20:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/?p=2618"},"modified":"2019-12-06T14:28:59","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T18:28:59","slug":"breaking-news-royal-middle-finger-a-collaborative-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/2019\/12\/04\/breaking-news-royal-middle-finger-a-collaborative-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS! The Royal Middle Finger"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5 style=\"text-align: right;\"><\/h5>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Thank you, Royal Prince<br \/>\nCharles the Brave<br \/>\nfor the posture of your middle one<br \/>\nheld high, in the<br \/>\nreceiving line.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Thank you,<br \/>\nMargaret the Rebel,<br \/>\nthe Queen&#8217;s daughter,<br \/>\nI will forever imagine you<br \/>\nriding a Harley, with thick soul-ed boots.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">I now have reason<br \/>\nto dance a bout<br \/>\nin the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">I may or may not be<br \/>\nreaching here, but<br \/>\nhonestly devouring the<br \/>\nthe Cool Whip,<br \/>\nchocolate sauce, and<br \/>\n(un)Salty peanuts.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Inspired by <a href=\"https:\/\/today.rtl.lu\/life\/royals\/a\/1440553.html\">today&#8217;s reported event<\/a>, this poem was co-created by Lori Morgan Flood, Regular Contributor &amp; Hokis, Senior Editor.\u00a0 Photo by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@shibataskaterock2018?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Flavio Shibata<\/a>\u00a0on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/s\/photos\/chocolate-sunday?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Unsplash<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you, Royal Prince Charles the Brave for the posture of your middle one held high, in the receiving line. Thank you, Margaret the Rebel, &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":2622,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[35,15,181,213,168],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-breaking-news","category-editorial","category-global-issues","category-poetry","category-the-white-house-occupant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/flavio-shibata-z_eoi3ppf5U-unsplash-1-1.jpg?fit=%2C&ssl=1","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2618"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2711,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618\/revisions\/2711"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}