{"id":2881,"date":"2019-12-15T07:00:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-15T11:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/?p=2881"},"modified":"2019-12-15T21:48:09","modified_gmt":"2019-12-16T01:48:09","slug":"the-swordswomen-of-the-heartland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/2019\/12\/15\/the-swordswomen-of-the-heartland\/","title":{"rendered":"The Swordswomen of the Heartland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When you come into the country<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You must be careful what you ask<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Of the Puritan girls you will meet there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gladly will they fall upon<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Every sword they\u2019re given.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You may laugh at them,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So uneducated they do seem.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You see, they know almost nothing<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">About physics and chemistry,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Of how winds move over the earth,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How currents move in the seas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They\u2019ve heard little of Mozart,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And they don\u2019t read the reviews on Pitchfork,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nor do they listen to the albums.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Astronomy, algebra, and Greek myth<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They are largely ignorant of.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But if you spend enough time<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And ask of them just enough,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You will find that they have an impeccable knowledge<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Of human anatomy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How else would they learn to fall<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Each time, just missing all their vital organs<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So that they may be fresh and ready<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For tomorrow\u2019s impalement?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/surreal-digital-illustrations-aykut-aydogdu\/\">art by Aykut Aydo\u011fdu Turkish, Istanbul-based illustrator<\/a><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you come into the country You must be careful what you ask Of the Puritan girls you will meet there. \u00a0 Gladly will they 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