{"id":3490,"date":"2019-12-19T08:49:25","date_gmt":"2019-12-19T12:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/?p=3490"},"modified":"2019-12-19T18:19:38","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T22:19:38","slug":"breaking-news-this-woman-is-telling-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/2019\/12\/19\/breaking-news-this-woman-is-telling-you\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS! THIS Woman is Telling You"},"content":{"rendered":"

Someone <\/span>else in my family
\nunloads the dishwasher. <\/span>Because <\/span><\/p>\n

I have a vagina<\/span><\/p>\n

does not mean the dishes are in my permanent
\njob description.<\/p>\n

Nor the laundry, in fact. <\/span>
\nThe vacuum <\/span><\/p>\n

tells me it does not care if I have breasts. <\/span>
\nSometimes <\/span><\/p>\n

I do go to the grocery store- <\/span>
\nnot because my ovaries are in the mood for hauling
\n<\/span>
\nbags of staples to the car for other people– but <\/span>
\nbecause I am driving by the store<\/span><\/p>\n

on my way home from a long day at the office
\nwhere I am the boss, <\/span>and remember<\/span><\/p>\n

we are out of toilet paper
\n(for the many flushes you report are needed).<\/span><\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

Inspiration and author’s note: “Trump says he’s heard from women about inefficient dishwashers” <\/a><\/span>tRump @ Michigan Rally 12\/17\/19: <\/em>Note to your staff\/\/ mandatory <\/em>social justice training required \/\/ <\/em>Ps: Many Americans can’t <\/em>afford a dishwasher.<\/em><\/p>\n

art by Mike Morgenstern.<\/h6>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Because
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