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Yesterday, The House pass\u2019d Articles of Impeachment. \nBut don\u2019t worry!<\/p>\n Santa\u2019s got a present for you, Leave this country. Some people\u00a0are tired.\u00a0<\/em>We are\u00a0sick\u00a0<\/em>of watching our society\u00a0crumble<\/em> You\u2019re racist, of course. Trump was\u00a0your president<\/em>: manipulating the mind states of those unfamiliar with the governmental process.\u00a0It was EASY\u00a0<\/em>(for him).<\/p>\n Now, let us make it\u00a0NOT EASY\u00a0<\/em>(for him). We still need 2\/3rds of the senators to vote \u201cImpeach & remove\u201d. And if you love him, I\u00a0seem to\u00a0<\/em>understand\u00a0why<\/em>: Time to cut the cord. <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" by Alexander Manzoni, Regular Contributor |
\nTrouble for Trump\u2014\u00a0on the horizon.<\/em>
\nThe time between\u00a0now and then\u00a0<\/em>feels long.<\/p>\n
\nnot a lump of coal dug out
\nfrom the bottom of his boots:
\nbut\u00a0a bag of subpoenas.<\/em>
\nThe most\u00a0TREMENDOUS\u00a0<\/em>subpoenas there\u00a0ever<\/em> were.
\nWhat? You don\u2019t\u00a0enjoy\u00a0<\/em>the gift?
\nWell then,\u00a0leave.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nLeave this place.
\nDepart, bringing with you your horrific influence\u2014
\nbring it to another land,\u00a0preferably Russia.<\/em>
\nMake\u00a0THEM\u00a0<\/em>deal with you,\u00a0EVERY DAY\u00a0<\/em>of their lives.<\/p>\n
\ndue to the writ and words of demagogues, oligarchs, corporations, evangelicals, uber-conservative oil magnates & billionaires (the liberal ones aren\u2019t\u00a0much better<\/em>), the racist people down the street who say, \u201cI\u2019M NOT RACIST. I LOVE THAT ONE BLACK GUY FROM GOOD TIMES!\u201d<\/p>\n
\nMay we drum the scum out of the White House,
\nOFF\u00a0<\/em>the presidential\u00a0TWITTER PAGE,\u00a0FOREVER<\/u>.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nBut, until then, we\u2019ll take our victory and bring it, nail it up upon the walls of Amerian history:
\nWORST PRESIDENT EVER.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nhe appeals to those with loud mouths, who speaketh without thought.
\nRacists who love tequila.
\nAssholes who want to build a wall
\nand\u00a0<\/em>hire illegal help around the house: to have someone\u00a0to abuse and boss around<\/em>
\nLIKE SLAVES.<\/em>
\nPeople who want to say the N word.
\nPeople who think they are entitled to a life that others are not.
\nPeople who believe if you\u2019re poor than
\nGOD MADE IT SO,<\/em>
\nSO<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0YOU\u00a0DESERVE<\/u> WHAT YOU GOT\u2014<\/em>
\nYOUR LOT, IN LIFE.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nWhere\u2019s the knife?
\nWe shall leave these lost souls behind\u2014
\nleave them\u00a0adrift<\/em> on a desert island.
\nHey, Republicans: the ocean will provide you with
\nall the walls you have EVER so desired.<\/em>
\nMERRY IMPEACHMAS!!!!!!<\/em><\/p>\nPhoto by\u00a0Bill Oxford<\/a>\u00a0on\u00a0Unsplash<\/a><\/h6>\n
\nSanta\u2019s got a present for you,
\nnot a lump of coal dug out
\nfrom the bottom of his boots:
\nbut\u00a0a bag of subpoenas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":3496,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"BREAKING NEWS! Merry Impeachmas by Alexander Manzoni\n\n\"Santa\u2019s got a present for you, not a lump of coal dug out from the bottom of his boots: but\u00a0a bag of subpoenas.\"\n\n","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[213,164,168,254],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","category-politics","category-the-white-house-occupant","category-united-states"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bill-oxford-OXGhu60NwxU-unsplash-1-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1414&ssl=1","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3494"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3503,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494\/revisions\/3503"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}