{"id":4123,"date":"2020-01-08T21:45:20","date_gmt":"2020-01-09T01:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/?p=4123"},"modified":"2020-01-08T21:45:20","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T01:45:20","slug":"breaking-news-war-with-iran-opening-volleys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/2020\/01\/08\/breaking-news-war-with-iran-opening-volleys\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS! War with Iran (Opening Volleys)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Another war?<br \/>\nWith\u00a0<em>Iran,\u00a0<\/em>this time?<br \/>\nI thought we had learn\u2019d<br \/>\nour lessons from Iraq, Afghanistan\u2014<br \/>\nfrom the charred &amp; blistered battlefields of<br \/>\nDamascus, Aleppo, Idlib, Homs, Raqqa,<br \/>\nin beautiful, <em>scenic<\/em> Syria.<\/p>\n<p>But, I guess not.<br \/>\nFor we are moving forward to<br \/>\nengage with Iran in what is looking to turn out to be<br \/>\nour <em>MOST DISASTROUS WAR, yet<\/em>.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t worry, tho\u2019. We have <em>Jesus on our side<\/em>.<br \/>\nAnd thy name is <u>Trump<\/u><br \/>\nHe shall shield us with his tanned orange hide<br \/>\nand tell us <em>everything\u00a0<\/em>the worst among us\u00a0<em>want to hear<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(<em>Trump\/Pence #MAGA 2020<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Kill all the Jews, Mexicans &amp; <\/em>A<em>-RABS<\/em><br \/>\n<em>brought to you by the good people<\/em><br \/>\n<em>at Bud Lite, The N.R.A. &amp; NASCAR<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Trump\u2019s <em>very nature<\/em> is Biblical prophecy.<br \/>\nHis existence dates back to <em>before Moses<\/em>.<br \/>\n\u2018Tis a GOD among us.<br \/>\nSo lucky, you women, who have prostrated your pussies<br \/>\nto <em>HIS HANDS\u2014 his tiny, teensy, FILTHY DIRTY HANDS.<\/em><br \/>\nThere\u2019s more than cum on them.<br \/>\n\u2018Tis <em>blood:<\/em><br \/>\n<em>the blood of the innocent,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>the blood of children,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>of their elders,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>of their ancestors.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Blood of every sorrowful migrant child lying helpless in a cage.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Blood of every daughter so expos\u2019d to the media for being \u201ca slut\u201d for having allowed such injustice to transpire.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<em>IT\u2019S EVERYBODY ELSE\u2019S FAULT<\/em><br \/>\n<em>BUT\u00a0<u>YOURS!!!!<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\nLet the nukes rain down upon the planet.<br \/>\nLet the missiles project proud penises through the sky.<br \/>\nLet them make no mistake about\u00a0<em>OUR SIZE\u2014<\/em><br \/>\n<em>OUR PRESIDENT\u2019S SIZE<\/em><br \/>\n<em>it MUST BE HUGE<\/em><br \/>\n(<em>otherwise how would have they allow\u2019d him into the office?<\/em>)!!!<\/p>\n<p>May we be lucky enough<br \/>\nto be able to push\u00a0<em>through\u00a0<\/em>this madness<br \/>\nand have the opportunity, in time, to\u00a0<em>look back,\u00a0<\/em>in reflection<br \/>\nand determine where the truth began<br \/>\nand\u00a0<em>where exactly\u00a0<\/em>the lies ended (if they\u00a0<em>ever did<\/em>).<br \/>\nMay we survive our foolish president\u2019s thoughtless wars\u2014<br \/>\nsurvive his foolish presidency.<br \/>\nSurvive his toadied Senate\u2014<br \/>\nhis billionaire butt-buddies with safari hunting trips\u2014<br \/>\nkill elephants and lions, giraffes, hippos, return with<br \/>\nfresh rolls of ivory &amp; gold leaf toilet paper and<br \/>\n<em>heads\u00a0<\/em>to mount over the hearth to compete with the C.E.O. of\u00a0<em>Jimmy John\u2019s.<\/em><br \/>\n<em><u><strong>EVERYTHING<\/strong><\/u>\u00a0ABOUT THIS IS WRONG!!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\nMay this war with Iran be a\u00a0<em>flash<\/em> in the pan.<br \/>\nTho\u2019, given the gravity of the situation\u2014<br \/>\nI doubt that will happen<br \/>\n<em>quite<\/em>\u00a0<em>so easily<\/em>, now.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: right;\"><a class=\"irc_pt irc_tas irc-cms i3598 irc_lth\" dir=\"ltr\" tabindex=\"0\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/policy-and-politics\/2020\/1\/3\/21048033\/trump-iran-war-qassem-soleimani-retaliation\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-veid=\"3598\" data-noload=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwi2xu6GsvXmAhXDSt8KHVrVDhQQjhx6BAgBEAI\">image: Trump&#8217;s Iran war has begun &#8211; Vox<\/a><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another war? With\u00a0Iran,\u00a0this time? I thought we had learn\u2019d our lessons from Iraq, Afghanistan\u2014 from the charred &amp; blistered battlefields of Damascus, Aleppo, Idlib, Homs, &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":4124,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"War with Iran (Opening Volleys) | Alexander Manzoni\n\n\"May we be lucky enough\nto be able to push\u00a0through\u00a0this madness\"\n\n\n ","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[213,164,168],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","category-politics","category-the-white-house-occupant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/GettyImages_1191438357.0.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4125,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4123\/revisions\/4125"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lineriderpress.com\/headlinepoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}